GERBAL THOMAS

Gary "Gerbil" Thomas is copywriter and made-up person I secretly created to apply for an open position at an agency that already employed me and, for some reason, didn't immediately fire me after they found out about it.

Give Gerbil's portfolio a gander here. Or here. Or, hell, even here.

Below is Gerbil’s introductory e-mail to my agency. Every time I read it, I get a little dumber. And that’s saying something.